An old’un but a good’un, especially with the weather…stay safe when you’re out clubbing in your high heels, Geordie Nation

An old’un but a good’un, especially with the weather…stay safe when you’re out clubbing in your high heels, Geordie Nation

ALWAYS WANTED A GEORDIE ACCENT? (of course you have)

Simply say the following words in a standard British accent:

Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets

CONGRATULATIONS!

You can now say ‘look at you, you’ve got a face like a pair of tits’ in a Geordie accent. Welcome aboard!

TIP: Confuse Geordie physiotherapists by telling them you have knee problems.

Technology for Geordies…

Technology for Geordies…

The Geordie Eye Test

The Geordie Eye Test

And remember…

And remember…

It’s a bit waam like pet. 

It’s a bit waam like pet. 

For anyone who doesn’t get the last one, listen to this and you will. 2 minutes 23 in…and suddenly you’re back home! 

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